Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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