Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
