a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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