Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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