Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
