Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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