she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
