Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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