yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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