I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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