Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
