seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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