So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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