But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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