physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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