On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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