So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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