I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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