I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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