they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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