I am puke
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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