Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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