honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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