Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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