Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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