under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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