careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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