Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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