Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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