come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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