Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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