He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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