fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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