i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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