I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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