yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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