halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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