Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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