I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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