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• (818): View more from California

  I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.

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• (914): View more from New York

  threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.

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  27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks

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  seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness

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