: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.