Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.