Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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