The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dicks are not precious.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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