He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
