If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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