i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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