You work out of a Hotel?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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