Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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