She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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