Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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