idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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