I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I am one with the molecules
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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