Plan B is the new Plan A
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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