i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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